when my dad was in college he invented “Anal Fresh” and now he is upset


Wao! Did you know you can get these totally rad Nozaki bows on my Etsy as pre-order right now?
I was kind of keeping it a secret until now but this is my first collab project with the amazing Shiie. omfg…thank you for putting up w me…!! These turned out so amazingly mostly due to Shiie’s super kawaii charms * O * 
EDIT- shit i always forget AT LEAST ONE THING. Pre-order will run until October 1st!

Reminder that the pre-order is ending tonight!


Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.


Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.



Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
  • me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc


Anime figures: $45+ 

Anime posters: $15+

Limited Addition Anime shirt: $100

Being a disappointment to your parents: Priceless


We Get Some Kids Riled Up For Pizza And Then Leave


10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 


how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u


Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

Adorable Elephant!
Cincinnati Zoo